joe, the cat

Joe, the cat

Joe’s the neighbor’s cat
This cat is too fat
Joe, the cat
Chases my rat

The neighbor’s boy is so bad
He makes me feel sad
He cares not about my rat
I do hate his big fat cat

One day Joe, the cat
Was chasin’ my rat
He fell down and broke a limb
Oh, it was a sickening scene!

Joe, the cat never ran again
He stayed in bed all day
I felt sorry and so did my rat
We tried to do something for the cat

I made a soup out of a magic remedy
Once I learnt it from my granddaddy
I gave it to the neighbor’s boy
Did it just for the cat, for Joe

Joe, the cat got so fat
He walked out to see my rat
He chases not my friend anymore
He’s grateful, and so is the boy

Joe, the cat
Never ate my rat
But once upon a day
My rat passed away
Joe, the cat
Feels real sad
He lost my rat
Bet I told you that…

The neighbor’s boy is so bad
He always makes me sad!